My buddy Jon recently had a funny post on the Top Tens Signs You Attend a Mega-Church.
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Showing posts with label funny stuff. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Top Tens Signs You Attend a Mega-Church
My buddy Jon recently had a funny post on the Top Tens Signs You Attend a Mega-Church.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Mommy Test
I got this as a forward, I thought it was worthy to pass on to everyone- it's a good chuckle for the day!
"The Mommy Test"
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All moms know
this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
"The Mommy Test"
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly. "All moms know
this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Who am I?
I found this on Chad Welch's blog. It's a little silly, but I guess that's the mood I am in! If you take the quiz let me know who you are! I am Big Bird |
 Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." |
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
I am not sure if I would agree with being one of the sanest people around? :)
I am not sure if I would agree with being one of the sanest people around? :)
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