A bathroom conversation between Jake and I.
Jake- Mommy, I need you! (our signal that he has just completed a #2 in the bathroom and needs assistance)
Me- Ok, I will be there in a minute.
Jake- You can see the poop the best mom.
Jake-And you get the most off.
Jake- So I will have you wipe everytime becasue you are the bestest and I don't get to spend time with you as much.
Me- Wow, lucky me!