My job description from a 5 year old

Izzy:"Mom, you need to dust this house. Why don't you just dust so we don't have to look at this dust? I mean, look at this (as she swipes piano dust). Mom, you really need to dust."

Me: "Well, Izzy if I wasn't picking up toys all day and cleaning the dishes, I would have time to dust."

Izzy: "You should dust."

Me: "I have an idea, why don't you dust? I will give you the dusting rag."

Izzy: "No."

Me: "Why not, I am so thankful that you pointed it out and you are now old enough to do it."

Izzy:"Because it's YOUR job!"