As we are walking down the dairy isle, Jacob in his megaphone voice shouts to me on the other side of the "Saturday crowd" isle, "Mommy, we have to get some Activia!"
"Why?" I ask.
"Because in case you get diarrhea, it will help with your stomach!"
"(Laughing and trying not to make eye contact with anyone) Really, where did you learn that?"
"I don't know, that's what that lady says."
A lady is standing near us, and is also laughing now. I gave her that curdious and embarrassed smile I have perfected over the years and say- "I guess he watches too much tv."